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'Need money, don't make me beg!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

No Soliciting

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"He ran out of pee."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Various Birds of Pray.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

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"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Bruno, sit."

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

Warbling on the First Date

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'