Humorous Hound Enthusiast Gifts

'Need money, don't make me beg!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

No Soliciting

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"He ran out of pee."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Various Birds of Pray.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Shop for cats

"Bruno, sit."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'The pats on the head are nice, but I need more compensation...'

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

Warbling on the First Date

"So the old man says 'you're getting fixed,' and I'm thinkin', you know, maybe he's gonna patch up the hole in my doghouse..."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.