Humorous Hound Admirer Gifts

Hounds of Heck!

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I was almost that last year."

No Soliciting

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

Balding dog

"Thanks, Batman!"

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

'Meet my significant other.'

Fifi the Talking Poodle - Translations by Blinky.

How milkshakes are made

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

"Darling, this dog food is delicious!"

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"I'm sorry you feel that we've been milking you."

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

'What is he doing? Herbert wanted an unmarked grave.'

Father rabbit uses his front legs to make ears for his son as they pose for pictures.

'When did dogs get the vacuum?'

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'

'Need money, don't make me beg!'