Humorous Hound Admirer Pillows

Hounds of Heck!

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I was almost that last year."

No Soliciting

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Balding dog

"Thanks, Batman!"

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

Fifi the Talking Poodle - Translations by Blinky.

'Meet my significant other.'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"Darling, this dog food is delicious!"

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

How milkshakes are made

"I'm sorry you feel that we've been milking you."

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Father rabbit uses his front legs to make ears for his son as they pose for pictures.

'When did dogs get the vacuum?'

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

'Need money, don't make me beg!'

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'