Holy Hound Admirer Pillows

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

Love a Mutt

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

Your angel is always with you

The Mythical Unicorn.

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Where Zebra's Come From.

'Wow, I love the tan line! Looks like somebody had a little extended vacation in the sun.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Driving Tours

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I guess he shouldn't have added an energy drink to the water trough."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

Nag, Nag, Nag.

Aged Centaur.

Snuggie of Turin

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Mr. Punch's illustrations to Shakespeare.

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'Mine is a Knight Errant. It's so frustrating: I never know where we're going...'