Husky Admirer Pillows

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Love at First Sight

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Happy Easter

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Pushy Dog

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

You are what you eat!

Stockwell's day

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Which one's yours?"

ATM withdrawal

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Tree Squirrel

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

Dog Weightlifting

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.