Pug Admirer Pillows

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Meow"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Teddy and friends.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"We should get out to the country more often."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."