Pug Admirer Gifts

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Jurassic Pork.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

No, I don

"Meow"

Teddy and friends.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

There are no rats with collars...

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

"It's a good boy!"