Pug Lover Gifts

Walking the dog

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Head over Hooves

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Hamlet

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Puppies

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Are you cold dear?"

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

Dog Calenders.

"Fashion Week"

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"