Pug Lover Mugs

Walking the dog

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Head over Hooves

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Hamlet

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"Are you cold dear?"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Penguin suit fitting.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Puppies

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Fashion Week"

'Jurassic Pork.'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'