Pup Lover Gifts

"You go on ahead."

"I see a couch."

'It's the thirteenth lamppost today...he's a golden reliever.'

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Dog in love

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Puppy.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppies

Dogs

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'