Pup Enthusiast Gifts

"That's way too much information!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Enough with the drama."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

"I got this dog for my mother-in-law...some trade, huh?"

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

Lord and Lady Erdington at home.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Well you should've spoken to Chi-Chi more clearly when you said, 'sit''

'The doctor will be with you shortly. . . Sit! Stay!'

No ugly pets allowed.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"You spoil that dog!"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Fashion Week"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'