Playful Pup Enthusiast Gifts

"On the eighth day God really rested."

'I never care about the vintage.'

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

Dogs running in their dreams

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Dogs

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppy.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Fashion Week"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

Dogs in a basket

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Headshot of perky dog.