Playful Pup Enthusiast Pillows

"On the eighth day God really rested."

'I never care about the vintage.'

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Dogs

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Puppy.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

"Fashion Week"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Headshot of perky dog.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"