Puppy Antics Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Pick me!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Obedience School Graduation

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dogma

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Can I have flies with that'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Separation

'Follow that cab!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'