Puppy Antics Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Pick me!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Dogma

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Can I have flies with that'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Separation

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Barney! Get down!"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

A Change of Scene.