Puppy Love Enthusiast Gifts

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Games and Love

'Do you do wedding receptions?'

'I think you're wonderful and very good looking and if you don't want to be my boyfriend I'll set my dog on you!'

'This is 'Louis': He can make a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

'With me and Trixie it was love at first smell.'

"Oh sure, cute is forever, you just go on thinking that."

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"My New Year's resolution is to ask Jimmy Doohan's sister hold hands with me."

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

SHELDON: 'This must be love because it smells so good.'

'I think it's puppy love, Mom -- he bit me.'

"I'd invite you in, but my father has the invisible fencing turned on."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'