Playful Puppy Lover Gifts

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Change of Scene.

Dogs

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppies

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'