Puppy Playtime Lover Gifts

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

Headshot of perky dog.

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Jr. cloning kit

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Puppies

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Dog Sees Only Food

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Calenders.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Click it or ticket.'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

Puppy and Elephant Selfie