Puppy Playtime Gifts

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Dog Sees Only Food

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Headshot of perky dog.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Top dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

Dogs and humans greet each other.

In the dog park

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'We double-dog dare you.'