Puppy Playtime Expert Gifts

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Doggy Bites

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Headshot of perky dog.

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Top dog

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

Dogs running in their dreams

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

Walking the dog

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

"Bad dog!"

"OK, ten minute break. Stretch your legs, lap some water, nibble some chow..."