Dog Playtime Connoisseur Gifts

'This time it's really just a stick!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Office pics on dinner table.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Rocking Horse

Child with doll in the sea

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

A Boy and His Mother

Yoyos

Little boys

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Wild Child

Untidy bedroom

Headshot of perky dog.

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Sticking out tongue

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"You spoil that boy."

Staying Warm.

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

Boy slides down handrail.