Dog Playtime Connoisseur Gifts

'This time it's really just a stick!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Office pics on dinner table.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Rocking Horse

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Child with doll in the sea

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

A Boy and His Mother

Little boys

Yoyos

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Untidy bedroom

Wild Child

Sticking out tongue

Staying Warm.

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

Headshot of perky dog.

"You spoil that boy."

Boy slides down handrail.

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.