Pet Playtime Appreciator Gifts

The Queen's Collies.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Doggy-3D

Headshot of perky dog.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"Take it easy back there!"

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Walking the dog

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

'I think Bruno has discovered bitches.'

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

An oxymoron: Cat optimist

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."