Pet Playtime Gifts

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Dog Love.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Doggy-3D

Headshot of perky dog.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

Online Dog Dating

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

Walking the dog

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'I can't play with you today. I have to show my owner how to change the oil in his BMW. It's a curse being a smart breed.'

"Hey, stupid, what's up? What are you reading? Let's go for a walk, play with me, cook some food—how can you just sit there?! I adore you!"