Pawsome Playtime Gifts

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Headshot of perky dog.

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Walking the dog

Dog.

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

'I think Bruno has discovered bitches.'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"They keep asking me, 'Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?' How should I know?"

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'