Pawsome Companion Gifts

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"It get it – you're hungry."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Love.

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

The perfect relationship

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'So you're a cat person...'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Best Man's best friend.

Cats on Pinterest

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'