Pawsome Friend Gifts

Love.

Man and dog

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

The perfect relationship

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."