Pawsome Pals Gifts

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Walking my dog gives me a new leash on life!

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Man with broken leg in cast.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Love.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Be a friend.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

The perfect relationship

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Jack Russell?"

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Puppy Love.

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

'What you call 'Random acts of kindness' we call our 'Daily dog routine'.'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."