Paw-some Pals Gifts

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dogs

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Man with broken leg in cast.

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Be a friend.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

The perfect relationship

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Jack Russell?"

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"He's a real dog person."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

Puppy Love.

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

'You can't see any drug detail men because the waiting room's full?