Paw-some Partner Gifts

"He's a real dog person."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Dogs

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"Humans are strange."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'Let's see those smiles.'

Dog on Cat.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

If they were cats

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"Are they still following us?"

"I need some assistance here."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'Kibbles & S**t'

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

'So you're a cat person...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'