Paw-some Parent Gifts

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

If they were cats

"Humans are strange."

"It's generic, guys, and very nutritious."

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"He was a very good boy."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.