Paw Parent Gifts

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'It's a symbiotic relationship- she gives me food, and I eat it.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Why do they do that?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"He was a very good boy."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."