Rescue Pup Parent Gifts

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Why do they do that?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"He was a very good boy."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Cat Nip.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"