New Puppy Parent Gifts

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Dog walking Human.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Cling-On Dog

Love a Mutt

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Bathing the dog

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Canine Scentipede

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'