New Puppy Parent Gifts

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Dog walking Human.

Cling-On Dog

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Canine Scentipede

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Pavlov's Puppy

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"