New Dog Owner Gifts

Lady taking dog for walk.

Cling-On Dog

"I'm so torn: Young Mistress is sneaking out of her window at night to go and see her boyfriend, but she's throwing treats at me to keep me quiet..."

Destiny is all...

Advanced Paper Training

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

Dog luggage.

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

A dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.

"Will you stop embarrassing me...??"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Yeah, I'm still potty training him.

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Cat box"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Love a Mutt

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Works every time.'

'Super Dog'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"