New Dog Owner T-Shirts

Lady taking dog for walk.

Cling-On Dog

"I'm so torn: Young Mistress is sneaking out of her window at night to go and see her boyfriend, but she's throwing treats at me to keep me quiet..."

Destiny is all...

Advanced Paper Training

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

Dog luggage.

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

A dog asks to be walked as the owner leaves for work.

"Will you stop embarrassing me...??"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Cat box"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Super Dog'

'Works every time.'

Love a Mutt

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."