New Pet Owner T-Shirts

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

Robot walking pet robot

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'My wife and I just bought a dachshund.'

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

"I shouldn't have taken fertility drugs."

'Your wife's still got the guard-dog, then?'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'It shrunk!'

Beware of really bored dog.

"You trained him to fetch your slippers. I trained him to fetch your credit cards."

Puppies

Tortoise polishing his shell

'She can't be pregnant! I'm not married!'

Songbirds on sale.

'No wet paws in Kitchen'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'After she serves us that gourmet dogfood she thinks looks so tasty, we can go out and roll in something really stinky.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Man sending dog to fetch items...

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

No littering...

Shampoo for Normal Fur, For Dry Fur, and for Fur Beyond Description.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

Beware of the Dog.

"Pooper-scoopers!"

'Must you repeat everything I say?'