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'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Pick me!"

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Man's best friends."

'She's just great with the children.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Cling-On Dog

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

No littering...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'I think he's lonely.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."