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'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Pick me!"

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Cling-On Dog

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Man's best friends."

'She's just great with the children.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

No littering...

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'I think he's lonely.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press