Getting A New Pet T-Shirts

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"Your love gives me strength."

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!"

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

Steven the dog.

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

When The Car Is Being Repaired.

A trip to the vet's.

'You're a natural leader - you just don't know where you're going.'

"I think it loves us."

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

Limits of Canine Philosophical Inquiry.

"Hey! A little privacy please!"

"I told you a pet is a lot of responsibility. Now, take your balloon dog out for some air."

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

State of the Art Dog.

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"Meet my very first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

Rabbits $5.

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'Mine doesn't need a name.' (towels with 'his', 'hers' and one covered in dirt.)

"This should get his attention. It's called, 'Squirrel.'"

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

'When Polly wants a cracker, she means NOW!'

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"That's right, take your time, I don't have anything to do."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'He's okay with the fish but it appears he had his heart set on a puppy.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"