Getting A New Pet Pillows

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"Your love gives me strength."

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

"They're back! They're back! How do I look? Oh, never mind! Never mind!"

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Steven the dog.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

When The Car Is Being Repaired.

A trip to the vet's.

Mum, remember you said I could have a pet...

"I think it loves us."

Limits of Canine Philosophical Inquiry.

'You're a natural leader - you just don't know where you're going.'

"Hey! A little privacy please!"

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

"This should get his attention. It's called, 'Squirrel.'"

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"Meet my very first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

Rabbits $5.

State of the Art Dog.

'Mine doesn't need a name.' (towels with 'his', 'hers' and one covered in dirt.)

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"I told you a pet is a lot of responsibility. Now, take your balloon dog out for some air."

'When Polly wants a cracker, she means NOW!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"To help with your weight-loss program, I'm referring you to my dog. He likes to take long walks every 3 hours."

'Are you also a dog?'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'