Adopting A New Pet Pillows

'Tap water?! As if.'

Pet Dog.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Well, hell, if I don't fetch it they'll find some young pup who will."

"Around here his word is law."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"My CV. In case a spot opens up in the house."

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

The Cinderella Breed.

Pet store - dog dragging owner away from cute kittens.

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Man walking his dog (colour)

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

'Oh. Did I startle you!?'

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

"Chasing squirrels is a great form of cardio."

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Wow, these are good!"

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"She'll lick you to death."

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

What the hell do they mean, that's a hundred and twelve to you and me.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

In case you're interested, you're a manx.

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

"Boy, I'd love to meet you sometime off leash."

"Come on! You can do this!!"

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

"I finally caught you... now what?"