Adopting Pets Pillows

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Cat box"

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Foster failure"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Dog Dreams

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Foster failure

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."