Adopting Pets Pillows

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

Licensed Therapist

"Foster failure"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Dog Dreams

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Foster failure