Buying A Pet Pillows

"I really don't think we need any more pets."

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"I'll take this one."

"It used to belong to a rock star!"

Dog House - "Thanks but we prefer a place with an outside toilet!"

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Man's best friends."

Cling-On Dog

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Works every time.'