Pet Shopping Pillows

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'How butch is that doggy in the window?'

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

Pet Shop.

"If that one doesn't strike your fancy, sir, we have several others."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Cat box"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I'll take this one."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Take You Home

"I really don't think we need any more pets."

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

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"Are you new around here?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'I heard Steve say: 'Either the cat goes or I do.''

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Village Pet Shop.

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"