Pet Shopping Gifts

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'How butch is that doggy in the window?'

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

Pet Shop.

"If that one doesn't strike your fancy, sir, we have several others."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Cat box"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I'll take this one."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

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'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Take You Home

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"I really don't think we need any more pets."

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'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Are you new around here?"

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Village Pet Shop.

'I heard Steve say: 'Either the cat goes or I do.''

"Have I got a cat for you!"

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

"How much is that Doge in the window?"