Doggy Online Shoppers Gifts

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

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"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

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"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

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'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Online Shopping.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

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