Late-night Pet Shopper Gifts

'My life is worse than yours' (24 hour pet supplies)

"Cat box"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Take You Home

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"If that one doesn't strike your fancy, sir, we have several others."

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Village Pet Shop.

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

Last-Minute Gifts

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"Why should I chase a tennis ball when I can order all I want online!"

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

The AdRams Family no.22 - Death of a virtual pet

Christmas is Around the corner,

Pet Shop - Parrot... Good Talker, Well Up On The Contempary Scene

Window of Opportunity

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

'We already talked about this, I don't want kids.'

"Oh, come on, Honey, he's a dog...he's not gonna notice that we gave him cheaper dog food!"