Last-minute Shopper Gifts

'They sure know how to ruin someones summer!'

It's The Thought That Counts/Totally Useless Gifts

Twas the night before Christmas and many a mouse was stirring

'Only 4 minutes to Christmas'

Last-Minute Gifts

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

Christmas is Around the corner,

'I couldn't decide so I'm giving a gift certificate.'

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

The Bargain Brand

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

How much would you take off for cash?

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

Buying roses - 'You got any with no stem?'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage sale.

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

Belated $3 birthday cards. 'Darn. All I've got is two bucks.' Bob was always a day late and a dollar short.

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Television and Christmas Sales

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store