Late-night Shopping Gifts

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

Mouse shopping after hours

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Diet Enforcer

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Back here in 30 minutes?"

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

"The trouble with this town is there is no day life."

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

Last-Minute Gifts

'The students must be back then.'

Ladies Lingerie.

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'