Midnight Shopper Gifts

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'I'd like to see this dress in a smaller price please.'